joe Linus aka One-Legged Heart


song 10/4/18


Last night I dreamt, I had a dream the Congress of the USA convened a raucous session to address the nation’s increasingly intense obsession with song.  Senators and representatives from every village and hamlet, from coast to coast, across the country had become embroiled in this heated musical debate. Fisticuffs, verbal threats and abusive gestures were now the norm as politicians sought to take the high ground on song at any cost......


stone tools 8/23/18


Greetings, Worthy One!

Something told me it’s a bad idea, but the promoter came across very confident. I would be cloned, and the clones would then support me as backing vocalists under my direction and creative control. They could also serve as my  much-needed studio assistants, working as interns at low or no pay.

 It seemed a simple enough process, and the lab we’d chosen boasted a decade of trouble-free genetic engineering. All the major labels were doing it.If I wanted to keep my competitive edge in the DIY indie music scene, cloning was the thing. What could go wrong? She said.


testing the wild aspartame (#1)



...So glad you've come around to my way of thinking. I've always felt that my way of thinking ought be aloud, still some have routinely indicated their strong preference for  my  eternal silence. As a World War Two baby, i had come late in the game, long after the boom went bust...


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